February, The Horoscope
byWelcome, Star Children. It’s me, Moonbeam Glaze, your certified celestial interpreter, giving you the best and most accurate personalized astral readings for the month…
Opinion
More Than Roses and Reservations
byIt’s that time of year again. Pink and red hearts line doorways of grocery stores and every other tweet is about being “forever alone;”…
Time’s Person of the Year: The Story of the Silence Breakers
byTime’s “Person of the Year” is meant to highlight the profile of a person or group that has had the greatest impact, for better…
A Foolproof Guide to New Year’s Resolutions
byTo many, the new year is a time for looking ahead to all that comes with another year of life: new memories, new experiences,…
Your Grandma Doesn’t Think You Can Finish This
byMillennials are regularly criticised for being unable to focus and that their attention span is drastically shorter than their predecessors. Recently, BBC released an…
Yiddish Words To Spice Up Your Christmas Celebration
byThe holidays can be a stressful time for all of us. Between seeing relatives, stretching waistlines, and realizing you don’t have enough money to…
Selling White Supremacy: Cotton T-Shirts & the Existential Battle For America
byOn September 29th, six days after President Donald J. Trump called kneeling NFL players “sons of bitches” at a rally in Huntsville, Alabama, visitors…
It’s the End Times
byMy goodness, these millennials are the worst creatures on the planet. Nothing they value actually matters. Everyday, I get in my car—a Prius, because…
Rookie-level Astrology from The Pacific Sentinel Staff
bySome guidance for the month by our editorial staff. Aries: Maybe do some yoga? Some pilates if you’re into that, just…
Get Off the Damn Sidewalk
byAn Open Letter to Biketown and Anyone Who has Almost Run Me Over with a Bike Listen up, all bike commuters, riders, and cruisers….